I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE
why were you on a gay porn website
for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think
[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND]
It got better
a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!
this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesn’t know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming… and when they realize something’s wrong it’s too late
now what if there was a great white shark swimming around in there
I’m pretty sure lakes don’t have great white sharks
or do they
Imagine seeing a body at the bottom….
tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifying
What if you see a skeleton at the bottom of what appears to be a shallow part of the lake. As you dive down to check them out you notice the water is deeper than you originally thought. Much deeper. You come to realize that there is no way these remains could be human, you’re not even half-way down and already the skull already looks bigger than your car!
thank you tumblr, for turning this beautiful photo into a nightmare I will probably have tonight
*whispers* sie sind das essen und wir sind die jaeger
aaaaand the snk fandom everybody.
If you ask me, I don’t think Destiel is actually going to become Canon.
AND THE AWARD FOR BEST USE OF A GIF IN THE HISTORY OF TUMBLR GOES TO ^^^
I CAN’T SCROLL PAST WITHOUT REBLOGGING
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
we get from parent sex jokes to hitler
All conversations eventually lead to Hitler
Moral of the story: Your thighs are fine. Work it, ladies. You’re all gorgeous
Tempi do Oooooeeeeoooooooooo Wwwwoooooooeeeeeeoooooooo Dooowweeeeeoeooooooo
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
techmosamson asked: Fuckton is a genuine measurement?
Of course! It’s the equivalent of ten shitloads.
"Ugh, that’s American measurement, isn’t it? How much is that in Metric pissliters, then?"
I believe ten shitloads is about sixty metric pissliters, which is equivalent to one asshaul.